Sorry about the delay on this post, I was busy... ummm... being lazy to be honest but its here now in all its weird lemoncholy glory (<- Get it? Its a play on the word melancholy which sounds like melon which means kinda sad which is a good fit because I often have to be in a slightly melancholy mood to... you know what forget it I'm moving on).
So what do you do when life gives you lemons?
Make lemonade?
This is probably a bad idea as everyone else does this so the market will be flooded with lemonade stands and with the current economic problems you wont be able to sell it for a good price and no-one will have the money to buy it and this sentence is already too long so I'm going to finish it up and move on to the next one.
So what should you do?
It's simple really.
Create a lemon powered weapon/doomsday device. Something that shoots lemons or makes the citrus acid inside it super powerful. Then you can use this weapon to rob banks or the doomsday device to hold the world to ransom. This also means you can become a Batman villain (thats the old tight wearing Batman not this new Batman who seemingly eats pure grumpy for breakfast). Who doesn't want to be a Batman villain? You could create yourself a nice suit made of lemons and become The Citrus Avenger.
Then you could join forces with Penguin, the Joker and the Riddler to create an army of insane, citric acid shooting penguins that can only be destroyed after solving a series of devilishly difficult clues.
Then you could be foiled by Batman because you didn't strap him in to his death machine properly or you used the wrong type of water to inflate your henchmen or some other arbitrary reason that allows you to come back next week with an even more ludicrous plan which may involve some type of bomb that forces Batman to try and dispose of it but make sure the area is full of nuns and children so you can create and amusing chase scene and...
Actually I'm going to end that sentence there as well but my point is lemonade is boring and overly intricate plots are awesome.
So next time life gives you lemons do the right thing.
Become a Batman villain.
