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So I haven't done a post here for a while now and heres the thing. I can't think of anything witty to say. Its not that I can't be bothered I just can't think of anything funny at the moment. In all honesty this post is to say this blog is not dead and I will start posting again when I have something mildly amusing to say. In the mean time consider this: Is there something better I can call this? My reasoning is that a blog sounds like something that sits on the bottom of a river and communicates through farts.