I'm sure I'll think of a witty title once I publish this

Now I've been re-reading some of my previous posts and realized I've stopped being funny. Actually I haven't been funny since I started this blog a whole twenty-one posts back but in the last couple I stopped trying to be funny and tried to write something interesting and informative. I realize now that I have four people who follow this blog, less that actually read it and even less that are interested in interesting and insightful thoughts so until my position changes I shall have to start attempting to be, as I put it in my first blog post, momentarily amusing.

So I guess I should talk about why I'm writing this post right now. The thing is I have a pie in the oven and that isn't a euphemism. I am cooking a pie for my tea and it will be ready in about twenty minutes from now. In my world twenty minutes is enough to play a few rounds of minesweeper but is not enough to start a raid on someones base or fly to Jupiter, so I settled for writing a (hopefully) momentarily amusing blog post.

But alas my time in this chair shortens and as heat is slowly released into a pie I must make sure that I am there in time to stop it from painting the inside of the oven a new colour I call hint of chicken and mushroom (and possibly a small amount of bacon). I'm also cutting this short because I have nothing more to say that wouldn't result in this being a collection of completely unrelated waffle and also because I think I might eat another biscuit. Also, mum if your reading this I AM NOT ABOUT TO EAT ANOTHER BISCUIT! (phew)

(actually going back to an earlier point how many people actually read this? Also try and tell some people about this because I'd quite like to increase the amount of readers.)