A public anouncement

It has come to my attention that someone has used my name to post an inappropriate comment on a blog that I shall not name due to copyright infringements. You know who you are and you should also know I am working with the blog owner to straighten out all this business. I will not discuss whether I agree with the post in question as that is beside the point. The point is that you have used my name against my will and this is in fact identity theft. I shall not report this to the police, however I shall issue my own punishment that shall be executed using my sharp wit and my colleague's lack of grip on sanity. Own up now and I shall let this pass with merely a warning however. I have no problem with you making all the allegations in the world against whomever you wish using your own name or an anonymous one. My name must not be used to convey your own beliefs, opinions or insults. You have been warned.